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There once was a nurse, so sly,
Who falsified records, oh my!
She gave shots for the flu,
Hepatitis B too,
Her deceit was exposed, no lie.

There once was a virus in Michigan
Spreading fast, causing quite a jam
The outbreak was vast
Across the states it cast
History’s largest, oh what a scam!

There once was an FBI director so sly,
Told to “lay low” or he might fry,
But he proudly declared,
A gold-plated jet ski he shared,
Living large, he was not shy.

There once was a man named Trump,
Whose ego could never be stumped.
An airport he did gain,
Named after his name,
But not all were happy, some grumped.

There once was an actress quite witty,
Who could anger the president (what a pity),
Not with jokes on TV,
But just being she,
Oh, the power of a comedian’s ditty.

There once was a team feeling the fuss,
Bummed out for them and bummed out for us,
Their spirits were low,
It sure did show,
In sorrow, they rode the sad bus.

There once was a president bold,
Who repeated his claim, so we’re told,
Again and again,
Over weeks, it was plain,
In a montage, his story was sold.

Jonathan Swan said with surprise
An unexpected figure did rise
In a key White House meet
With a move so discreet
It left everyone’s jaws open wide.

There once was a president’s adviser,
Who knew Iran war would backfire.
But Trump didn’t care,
He’d take the affair,
And ignore the political satire.

There once was a team that did lose,
Fans showed their distaste with loud boos,
Their votes were quite clear,
Their displeasure severe,
Leaving the team feeling quite bruised.