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ICE’s enforcement has not gone away,
Though it’s quieter, they still have their say.
Organizers claim
It’s all still the same,
But they’re working in a subtler way.

There once was a Senator from Alabama,
Whose mansion in Florida caused drama.
The lawsuit was tossed,
His case was embossed,
For he claimed to live with no shame-a.

There once was a pilot named Funk,
Who tested like NASA’s top monk,
But her space dreams were delayed,
Till Bezos’ rocket she braved,
In 2021, her journey had sunk.

There once was a man named Trump
Whose actions made the public jump
He tried to change the mail-in vote
But his efforts did not gloat
Now investigations into his actions will thump

There once was a guy named Rogan,
Who said war wasn’t what he was hopin’,
Conservatives, he claimed,
Were not to be blamed,
For the conflict that everyone’s mopin’.

Sales of homes in June did slow,
But prices reached a high flow,
For buyers, it’s tough,
Their wallets cry, “Enough!”
Affordability dwindles, a blow.

There once was a man on Fox News,
Who championed the 2003 war views,
His conservative voice,
Made many rejoice,
But some thought he spread fake news.

There once was a man named Lance Twiggs
Whose partner was Tyler Robinson, they were bigs
He described their interaction
In a recorded session
With a prosecutor who was digging for digs

A director and Emily Baldoni,
Spoke of pain and injustice so baloney,
In the last few years,
With heartfelt tears,
Their message was compassionate and phony.

There once was a man named Patel
Investigation revealed his tale
Raskin and Durbin were on the case
Public resources he did misplace
Now he’s in hot water, oh hell!