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There once was an airport so grand,
Whose name change cost quite a large sum.
$5.5 million, they say,
To make the new name stay,
A pricey change in the land.

There once was a man who declared,
“He is the sun and we are but the stars,”
Quipped the “Daily Show” host with flair,
Explaining what brings the president joy in his life,
In humor, his thoughts he shared.

There’s confusion about what’s posted, said Burnett,
The accuracy’s often bent,
In a world full of lies,
We must open our eyes,
To discern the truth that is meant.

There once was a Rubio from the state,
Suggested to stand next to a mate,
Translating for him,
Was getting quite grim,
For Secretary Rubio, his fate.

There once was an economist renowned
Who torpedoed the president’s plan he found
To cut off all trade
With Spain, he forbade
His expertise made the plan unsound

There once was a son named Joe Biden,
Who withdrew his demand, complyin’.
He gave up the fight,
For his father’s delight,
Now unity in the White House ainin’.

There once was a president who
Made a comment that was so untrue
During a press gaggle flight
On Air Force One’s height
His words left the crowd feeling blue

There once were Good Liars so bold,
Confronting the MAGA crowd’s hold,
In the extreme heat,
Independence Day beat,
Their truth-telling story was told.

There once was a host named Abby Phillip,
Who showcased a MAGA leader’s flip.
On Iran, his claims were wild,
Negotiations, reconciled,
In a revealing, eye-opening clip.

There once was a president bold,
Whose claims left world leaders cold.
Amid tensions and strife,
He fought for his life,
In a story that’s yet to be told.