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There once was an MS NOW host
Who brought up a celebratory ghost
Tainting the 250th jubilee
With incidents that were not so glee
A litany of issues to boast

There once was a Blanche who did attack,
The DOJ’s workforce, what a setback,
Consequences galore,
Spreading far, not just at the core,
Apolitical values they try to get back.

There once was a man from upstate,
Who received quite an unpleasant fate,
ICE showed up at his door,
For an email they abhor,
Now he’s in quite a legal debate.

There once was a judge who did rule
Trump’s pardons for rioters, no fuel
A Virginia man
With a wicked plan
Must face justice, not play the fool

There once were four names from D.C. and Maine,
To challenge Collins, they aimed to gain.
Progressive oysterman’s plea,
To exit the race, let it be,
The operatives’ choice must now reign.

There once was a man named Trump,
With SCOTUS appointments to bump,
Media speculation spread,
Of a fourth seat to be fed,
His critics could only feel stumped.

Belgium’s team was on quite a spree,
Knocking the U.S. out with glee.
In the round of 16,
For the win they were keen,
With an unbeaten streak that reached three.

There once was a man on camera,
Said, “Let us cheat, or I’m gonna
Pull a 2020 again,”
A user on social media did feign,
In a limerick, this act of drama.

Any accusation of non-consent,
He denied in a video statement,
Categorically false,
He did quickly disclose,
On social media was his intent.

There once was a man in Memphis
Shot dead by guards to his distress
Now his grandfather cries
For the truth to arise
In search of answers, he does press