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One X user called the president’s claims “such BS.”
Said they were just a political mess,
On Twitter, he ranted,
But many just chanted,
“Fake news” in response to distress.

There once was a comic so bold,
Who sarcastically said, truth be told,
“I’m so proud of him,
The president so grim,”
In jest, his humor was gold.

There once was a player named Mbappe
Who defended himself in a strong display
He stood up for Paraguay
In a statement, he did convey
His words in a forceful, clear way.

There once was a president fast,
Received a blast from his past,
It made him feel quite aghast,
Memories flooding, so vast,
His old life now fading, at last.

There once was a president with flair,
Whose claims about migrants were rare,
Critics pointed out,
Racism, no doubt,
In his words that caused quite a scare.

There once was a president who, it’s said,
Threw a fit with a world leader, so dread.
His temper was hot,
But the other one fought,
And both left with faces bright red.

There once was a man who said, “I mean,
Can we just take a pause,” to the scene.
He needed a break,
For his sanity’s sake,
In silence, he found peace serene.

There once was a singer named Bennett,
Whose group G.R.L. made a sad statement.
On Instagram they wrote,
Of her death, it did float,
A loss that no one can prevent.

There once was a man from Belgium,
Who spoke out about Trump to tell ’em,
The feud was still brewing,
And Trump kept on stewing,
Francken’s words sparked quite a commotion.

There once was a school in Provo
Whose license was revoked, don’t you know
Utah said that it failed
Health and safety curtailed
Now the school’s reputation’s on the low.