Maggie Haberman Exposes A Carefully Crafted Donald Trump Trick: ‘Simply Not True’

There’s a “veneer” the president flaunts,
Says The New York Times in its taunts,
Maintained with great care,
For all to beware,
In a facade that nobody wants.

2nd New Yorker Served Warning For Criticizing ICE

A man named David Streever in Finland
Had his wife warned by officers, quite grim
For an email he’d sent
Months ago, they were bent
On claiming it was threatening, the claim was quite thin.

France Crushes Sweden 3-0 In Knockout Round As Mbappé Ties Messi For Most Tournament Goals

There once was a player named Mbappé
Who in World Cup did display
A brilliant step over
And a second-half rover
Scoring record broken that day

JD Vance Fears ‘In This House We Believe In’ Signs Are ‘Butchering’ His Personal Faith

There once was a VP quite stern,
Who saw signs that made her heart yearn,
For a time long ago,
When signs didn’t show,
Inclusivity, justice, or concern.

Trump Admin Seeks To Revive Long-Discredited Wildfire Policy Amid Massive Blazes In The West

There once were three brave firefighters,
In Colorado, they faced deadly fires.
Trump’s agency’s plan,
Was to stomp out each brand,
But now their fate sadly transpires.

FBI Determines Nancy Guthrie Kidnapping Notes To Be Fakes, Source Says

There once were some notes that were phony,
The FBI found them quite bologna,
One in February,
And a recent memory,
Inauthenticity they did decry.

Justice Jackson Rips Justice Thomas In Scathing Birthright Citizenship Concurrence

There once was a justice named Jackson
Who criticized a colleague’s reaction
To the 14th Amendment
In a style quite adamant
His views caused quite a strong reaction

Harvard Professor With Polarizing Alien Theories To Lead New White House UFO Council

There once was a man named Loeb,
Who studied black holes, don’t you know?
Head of Harvard’s astron’omy,
Now he’s leading a committee,
Researching UFOs in a row.

The Supreme Court Gleefully Took America To The Very Edge Of Disaster

When the court reached a point of confusion,
Fearing a Constitution’s profusion,
We must not turn our back,
On the truth we must not slack,
For our nation’s sake, find a solution.

‘Forgive Me, I’m Gonna Use The F-Word’: A Century-Old Veteran Just Delivered The Most Brutally Honest Take On Donald Trump, And He Did NOT Mince Words

There once was a wise elder’s call,
Saying it’s time to heed them all.
Their wisdom so grand,
We must understand,
For their guidance will never fall.

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