There once was a man with great gall
In Alaska, he answered the call
Same name as the senator
Now a candidate contender
On the ballot, he stands tall
There once was a president so bold,
Whose message about the fair he told.
But it didn’t pass the test,
Reality had him stressed,
His credibility took a big fold.
There once was a rival so bold,
Who exposed Trump’s failures untold.
In 2016 she did fight,
To bring his faults to light,
But in the end, her efforts were sold.
There once was an event, you see,
Not as crowded as claimed, it’s agreed,
The president and his crew,
Exaggerated what they knew,
The truth is plain for all to see.
There once was a man named Weissmann
Who warned of a grave decision
The ramifications were dire
It set many hearts on fire
A cautionary tale for all to listen
Homeland Security Chief Markwayne Mullin
Said he was “so happy,” began grinnin’
“Maybe even danced a happy dance,”
In his job he found a true chance,
Protecting the nation, no spinnin’.
There once was a man, the president,
Whose critics were quite vehement.
Their responses were wry,
Or blistering, oh my!
In limericks, their thoughts were sent.
There once was a man quite elected
Who always the unexpected detected
He said with a grin
As he turned to his kin
“We have to expect the unexpected.”
There once were buyers so vexed,
On StubHub, they felt so perplexed.
Tickets they bought,
But sellers did naught,
Their anger on social media texted.
There once was a threat from Trump’s tone,
To obliterate a land all alone,
But in the attic that day,
A discovery held sway,
Mother and brother did find their own zone.