There once was a man with a flair,
For lewd acts that caused quite a scare.
He was charged and brought to court,
For behavior of a lewd sort,
His social media fame stripped bare.
There once was a titanosaur rare,
Discovered in the chilly air,
Tucked away for so long,
Then found, sounding the gong,
A fossil beyond compare.
There once was a user called X,
Suggested MAHA to flex,
Make America Hurl,
Was the new twirl,
But many found it perplexed.
There once was a man named Sam O’Hara,
Accused cops of detaining, oh horror!
He followed a Guard,
Playing Vader’s theme hard,
Now in cuffs, he’ll be Darth, no more’a.
There once was a woman named Brzezinski,
Who doubted Trump’s claim so flimsy,
“45,000” he said,
But she shook her head,
For the truth was not quite so swimmy.
There once was a man so despairing,
His situation was quite embarrassing,
He tripped on his shoe,
And fell in some goo,
His day was now totally maddening.
There once was a case in the court,
Where Trump was accused for his sport,
Of sexually abusing,
And later accusing,
But the court refused to abort.
A daring rescue mission set sail,
With a robotic lifesaver to prevail,
Launching this week,
To reach the peak,
Saving lives without fail.
There once was a Dem from New York,
Said crises hit folks with a fork,
Middle-class woes,
In abundance it grows,
Her words struck a chord, no cork.
There once was a passport so grand,
With Trump’s face, oh so bland,
Four words quite absurd,
On each page, he concurred,
In a limerick, his name will stand.