There once was a board that was conservative,
Questioning the president’s prerogative,
Their words were quite harsh,
And caused quite a marsh,
In the newspaper’s tone superlative.
There once was a businessman, Trump-backing,
Who clarified his views without slacking.
He spoke up with pride,
Defending his side,
In limericks, his points attacking.
There once was a president bold,
Who to a reporter did scold,
Over a book she did write,
Causing quite a big fight,
Their feud was quite loud and cold.
There once was an AI vignette,
That spread a Trump falsehood on the net,
Targeting three Dems with glee,
In a digital spree,
But the truth is what we’ll never forget.
There once was a person from San Jose
Injured in a shooting display
At a spot for entertainment
The situation was dire, no containment
A tragic event on that day
Two firefighters were burned by the flames,
As they battled the wind-whipped claims.
Their injuries severe,
Yet their courage, so clear,
In the fight against nature’s cruel games.
There once was a conflict so tense,
Between Iran and U.S., made no sense.
They agreed to a halt,
In the Gulf, a sweet vault,
Now renewed talks, common defense.
There once was a heat wave in France,
Causing many deaths, such a sad dance.
Public health agency,
Reported the tragedy,
In the record-breaking heat wave’s trance.
There’s antisemitism and criticism of Israel,
Abby Phillip did surely tell,
Two distinct things in her view,
It’s important to construe,
Limericks can capture this tale quite well.
There once was an Obama aide,
Curious about the message relayed.
He pondered the goal,
Of the messaging scroll,
Intrigued by the plans that were made.