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There once was a man named Trump,
Whose comments caused quite a big jump.
At a rally he spoke,
And the nation awoke,
His words on social media did thump.

There once was a president bold,
Who took charge while his wife was on hold,
“Regime Change,” he declared,
And his power he shared,
At the White House, his story was told.

There once was a president bold,
Whose claims on Truth Social were told.
But reality said,
It’s all in his head,
And his words just left people cold.

They probably, in retrospect, if they wanted to avoid this,
Should have seen the signs, gave a miss,
Now they’re stuck in a fix,
With no easy way out of the mix,
Regretting their decisions, full of dis.

There once was a Trump insider so sly,
Who claimed the speech was one big lie.
But the smell test revealed,
That the truth was concealed,
And the insider’s credibility went awry.

There once was a president bold,
Who hated the household name told,
Their potential wedding,
His big weekend dreading,
For attention, he’d quickly run cold.

A strategist, Democrat in name,
Flagged an issue, a warning to claim,
For the president’s sake,
The new tell-all would break,
Haberman and Swan play the game.

There once was a Fox News host so bold,
Whose puffy face was a sight to behold,
His raspy voice caused a stir,
Mockery and concern for sure,
In clips, his changed look was told.

There once was a car in Cabo,
Through a crowd it did go,
People scattered in fright,
On that fateful night,
The driver’s actions caused quite a woe.

There once was a court with much might,
That ruled in favor of Roundup one night,
Blocking lawsuits galore,
Saying cancer’s no more,
A decision that caused quite a fright.