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There once was a man named Conway
Whose primary bid went astray
In New York he did lose
Leaving him with the blues
On Tuesday, a rough night, they say

There once was a star with a lot of flair
Who spoke out against the president with care
At the premiere of his show
He let his feelings flow
In “Curb Your Enthusiasm” style, he did declare

There once was an athlete so bold,
Who was caught with some mushrooms, I’m told.
He was arrested, you see,
For possessing psilocybin, oh me!
Now his future’s looking quite cold.

There once was a president named Don,
Allied with FIFA, Infantino’s con.
Confirmed by the FIFA head,
At the World Cup final he’ll spread,
POTUS’ role in the game to fawn.

A feud with Burchett, Trump had to fight,
For the Tennessee Rep’s idea, he showed spite.
But Burchett held strong,
And proved Trump wrong,
Their clash was a political highlight.

There once was a Democrat from New York
Who explained why the debacle was a cork
He said it was predictable
And quite detestable
A situation they couldn’t ignore.

There once was a president in vain,
Whose mind was consumed by one main,
His thoughts were all muddled,
His focus befuddled,
With a singular thought to maintain.

There once was a patient in care
Isolated and contact traced with care
Authorities worked hard night and day
To keep the virus at bay
In hopes that soon all would repair

There once was a man named Trump
Who said Iran made a big jump
Nuclear inspections would last
Or else negotiations were past
With his tweet, he tried to make a thump

There once was a host who did say,
The comedian should find people, they say,
Who are lesser than he,
To fill in for me,
While he’s on his vacation’s holiday.