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There once was a judge named Olguin,
Who ruled on a city’s policy sin,
He rejected the claim,
That it was not in the game,
And declared it was not a city’s win.

There once was a man by the pool
Claimed someone cut paint off, that fool
But no evidence was found
Just his words, so unsound
His tale was dismissed as pure drool

Two men named Falkner and Rincker,
Faced charges of murder much grimmer.
No plea they have made,
A dark path they have laid,
In court, their fate will soon flicker.

There once was a president who
Ranted with an unforgettable view
His words caused a stir
As he let out a whir
With an image that no one outgrew

There once was a man who did disappear,
The media was alerted, oh dear!
An 84-year-old chap,
Vanished from the map,
A mystery that’s not very clear.

There once was a critic who’d gloat,
Blaming Biden, they’d fervently note,
When the blame didn’t stick,
They’d go back real quick,
And blame the guy whom Biden smote.

There once was a host of “Daily Show,”
Who explained why Trump’s move was a blow.
It’s a classic deal, he said,
With sarcasm and wit well spread,
In limericks, his humor did flow.

There once was a man named Greenspan
Whose light touch on banks was his plan
Critics now say
It led the wrong way
And caused the Great Recession to span

There once was a president bold,
Who left folks completely perplexed and cold,
With his evening message so vague,
Many were left in a rage,
Wondering what secrets it told.

In the Western U.S. it was warm,
Temperatures rose with no harm,
From Rockies to coast,
Hot weather engrossed,
Next week will bring more alarm.