There once was a Rep named Ted Lieu,
Who asked questions that made critics stew.
His inquiries were damning,
And haters were slamming,
But Ted didn’t back down, he stayed true.
There once was a firebrand lawmaker
Who said the GOP caused him great despair
Under Trump, he’d say
It’s become the “America Last” way
In the party, he found no solace to spare.
There once was a man named Trump
Said his plans would never slump
“This will last for at least 50 years,”
But his words brought only jeers
Now his future looks rather glum.
There once was a president of fame
Who found inspiration in a film’s flame
He turned to his favorite scene
To guide his decisions keen
In governance, he aimed to claim
There once were some judges so keen
Who granted an appeal by a 6-3 vote, it would seem
The prosecutors did lose
But the judges they choose
To overturn, like a well-oiled machine.
There once was a person who wrote,
About portion sizes afloat,
In America beware,
For health is at scare,
The servings could sink your own boat.
There once was a book with a cover,
Not to judge, but it made me discover,
The story inside was quite grand,
A tale that I couldn’t withstand,
So don’t judge by the cover, don’t hover.
In Congress a bill was conceived
With discussions that often aggrieved
It passed eighty-five to five
To the House it must strive
Negotiations left all relieved
A blaze that broke out on Wednesday,
Was a challenge for firefighters to slay,
The facility’s nature,
Made extinguishing the fire, a major,
But they worked hard and saved the day.
There once was a chopper so high,
Crashed down in the blink of an eye,
Three planes also went down,
In the same month, all around,
Leaving many to question just why.