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A host named Bill backed a plan
To bomb Iran and change up the land
After strikes from the two
War’s flames soon grew
Real Time’s stance was not very bland

The U.S. military stood firm and aloof,
Denied Iran’s claims as a spoof,
The Strait of Hormuz stayed clear,
No reason for fear,
Their story was met with a reproof.

There once was a man named Dale,
Who pointed out a tall tale,
Italian PM was mad,
Accused Trump as bad,
For lying, the truth did unveil.

The U.S. team showed great flair,
In the group they sailed with no care,
Now they face Turkey,
In a match that is murky,
Will they triumph? We’ll see, beware!

The president asked with much zest,
His supporters a spelling test,
But sadly it seems,
He crushed all their dreams,
As his words left them feeling stressed.

There once was a Bernedoodle named Jameson
Police shot him during a wellness check, this felon
At only two years old
His story left many cold
A tragic end for this poor furry companion

There once was a fire, so they say,
In Boyle Heights it started one day,
At a cold-storage site,
A big fiery fright,
In the city it caused quite a fray.

There once was a man named Trump
Who vowed to fix the Reflecting Pool’s slump
He promised with glee
To restore its beauty
A project that sure won’t be a jump

Two historians studied democracies,
How they fall into deep emergencies,
When self-government is doomed,
And the whole system is fumed,
Down the tube go our freedoms with ease.

There once was a president who, to be cruel,
Blamed vandals with chemicals, that old fool.
No evidence found,
He must come around,
And apologize for being so uncool.