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There once was an MS NOW host
Who uncovered corruption to boast
It caused quite a mess
At the Reflecting Pool, no less
A scandal that nobody could coast

There once was a man who’s persistent
Claimed just a “small area” resistant
But images revealed
His claims were concealed
The truth, now evident and consistent

There once was an outbreak so dire
At Lackland Air Force Base, did transpire
Two recruits were quite ill
But the numbers could still
Be much larger, oh what a quagmire!

The vice president’s neck on the line,
If the deal doesn’t work out, that’s the sign.
Trump joked with a laugh,
For success, he’ll take the staff,
Credit claimed, in the end, all is fine.

There once was a user named X
Who spoke of Trump and his complex.
He said, with a frown,
That the president would let down
Any ally, leaving them vexed.

Juneteenth now a federal holiday,
Celebrating Black freedom with sway.
Origin in Texas land,
With a long history grand,
In Black America, a joyful display.

There once was a comedian from L.A.,
Hochman called him a tax scofflaw that day,
At a news conference,
He spoke with confidence,
California’s biggest, he did say.

There once was a judge named Zhang,
Who struck down restrictions on abortion with a bang,
She found they violated,
A voter amendment, she stated,
In 2024, her decision rang.

There once was a veep, quite precise,
Whose niceness was seen as a device.
But Ana Navarro,
She wasn’t swayed, though,
The veep’s charm didn’t win her, how nice!

There once was a man named Burrows,
Directed sitcoms with many furrows,
“Cheers,” “Friends,” and “Will and Grace,”
He left his distinct trace,
Over a thousand episodes he borrows.