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There once was a field in a fix
Shaped by primaries, not politics
Endorsements from Trump
Made the candidates jump
In the 2026 midterm race mix

There once was a champ in a tiff
Accused of a felonious riff
He bought a watch with a bad check
Now he’s facing a legal wreck
His title now hangs by a cliff

The Trump administration, with haste,
Gutted Education, in poor taste,
Special ed and rights,
Moved out of their sights,
Leaving many concerned and disgraced.

There once was a judge from Idaho
Who ruled that transgender folks know
They can use the restroom
That matches their best zoom
Without facing criminal blow.

A three-time Oscar winner direct
A film that’s as-yet untitled, select
Bradley Cooper may star
But no deal is far
For this project that’s quite the prospect.

There once was a car that did flee
But soon ended up at a hospital, you see
The child was declared dead
And an adult in critical meds
A tragic event for all, sadly.

There once was a president, quite bold,
Who joked about a story he was told.
A reporter asked a question of might,
About an alleged plan to fight,
At the White House, a dangerous mold.

There once was a man named Kennedy,
His order had no medical remedy,
He preached about freedom,
While ignoring the wisdom,
Of fighting COVID mandates so steadily.

There once were some people so full of grace
Who embraced the idea that all have a place
Not in the White House grand
But in every heart, in every land
True patriots, a diverse human race

There once was a veep with a book,
Tried to sell Fox News with a hook,
Something Trump doesn’t show,
Yet the viewers should know,
But alas, it was all just a crook.