There once was a host of “Last Word”,
Who called out Trump’s lies that he’d heard.
Rewriting history with glee,
About Obama, you see,
For reasons that are quite absurd.
There once was a man with a clue,
Who asked, “Shouldn’t he have more important things to do?”
He pondered and thought,
But the answer he sought,
Never came, and he bid it adieu.
There once was a man named Mangione
Who killed UnitedHealthcare CEO
In December he struck
Now he’s down on his luck
Facing charges with nowhere to go
There once was a Late Show host who chose
To warn of a move that imposed
A hefty fine that arose
The network might pay through the nose
For any misstep they expose.
There once was a man named Trump,
Whose paint choice caused quite the jump.
Tourists couldn’t see,
The blue, just like he,
Made him feel like a bit of a chump.
There once was a man named White,
Whose victory in the fight,
Set him up to take,
The top spot in the wake,
Replacing Norton seemed just right.
There once was a host on TV,
Said the president’s job should be easy,
Late-night jokes he did rally,
Said it was right up his alley,
But the president’s struggles were cheesy.
There once were Fox News personalities,
Who faced criticism from their realities,
They didn’t apply the same rule,
To Trump, the media fool,
Leaving critics with their formalities.
There once was a host from CNN
Who said to Scott Galloway, my friend
I won’t work for the Ellisons
Or their handpicked minions
That’s a job I simply can’t defend
There once was a man, Jensen Huang
Whose work with AI was not in vain
He stressed in a chat
That society’s spat
Means change is a must in this game