There once was a man whose name exposed,
Covered up by a tarp, it just shows,
Meyers found it absurd,
His name was redacted, that’s the word,
On the nose, this situation clearly glows.
The president declared with great zeal
July 4th won’t be a snooze appeal
With a personal touch
The festivities clutch
In D.C., the excitement will feel
There once was an adviser to Trump
Who said Iran’s deal was a bump
“No reason to trust
Or think it’s a must
Good news? It’s all just a hump.”
There once was a host of “Daily Show”
Who torched the president in a row
For an Iran deal that he tore up
It looked just like the same old cup
The host’s satire had quite the blow
There once was a race in New York
Conway was running, no time to dork
To replace Jerry Nadler
In a primary battle
The crowded field made it a cork
There once was a late night host,
Whose audience enjoyed a great boast,
When the president’s legal loss,
Was a sight they’d emboss,
Their laughter was certainly engrossed.
There once was a star named Fonda
Who stood up for the First Amendment agenda
In counter-programming delight
She fought for what was right
With a personal stake, she was a defender
There once was a favorite in the match,
But the debutants caused quite a dispatch.
Their keeper Vozinha,
Had a game that would win ya,
Stopping shots like a well-oiled latch.
There once was a president bold,
Whose birthday bash was quite cold.
With a UFC fight,
On the White House site,
Critics’ words were harsh and he’s told.
There once was a man from Florida
Whose literacy program had a flaw
“Read to Suceed” he did tout
But a spelling mistake snuck out
Byron Donalds, what a faux pas!