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There once was a veep, so they say,
Who made a comment one day,
Attacking women sans kids,
He admitted it was a bad bid,
Designed to provoke in a way.

Global markets were filled with glee,
As stocks rose and oil prices were free.
A deal with Iran was struck,
To get crude flowing, no luck.
Now the world can breathe easy, you see.

Unless someone finds an amazing cure
And really soon, tonight will be the last
Newscast I anchor,” he said
Now he’s filled with dread
His future uncertain, he’s not sure.

There once was a B-52 in flight,
Crashed after takeoff one fateful night,
In California’s desert it fell,
A sad tale the officials did tell,
A tragic event that caused much fright.

There once was a cop named Stotts,
Charged with manslaughter, he got lots
For shooting a man,
Naked, in a tan,
While on duty, his job he forgot.

There once was a sauce quite divine,
From Coffee Connexion Co. in line,
Recalled due to fears
Of salmonella sneers,
In Lebanon, Tennessee, they did find.

There once was a president bold
Whose words caused the oil price to fold
When he ended the Iran deal
The market did reel
With crude oil dropping, the story is told

There once was a man named Marius,
Sentenced to four years, quite precarious,
For assault, abuse, and rape,
His future now takes on a different shape,
In prison, his dealings nefarious.

There once was a UFC fighter named Cormier
Who posted then quickly went astray
He said he couldn’t take
Insider behavior’s fake
But then he just deleted away

There once was a man named Trump, so fine,
His niece burned him with a “real man” line,
She spoke with such sass,
Made him look like an ass,
Now he’s just a punchline, not divine.