Plane Carrying Passengers Hoping To Skydive Crashes In Missouri, Killing 12

There once was a tragic event in Missouri,
A plane crash that caused much fury.
Twelve lives were lost,
At a great cost,
Leaving loved ones feeling so sorry.

Trump Celebrated ‘BEAUTIFUL’ Water Going In New Reflecting Pool — And It’s Looking ‘Quite Green’

Happy Birthday Donald
Renewed and invigorated the Swamp
Some love him, some give a strong romp
In the White House he did stomp
With controversies and tweets, he did vamp.

U.S., Iran Reach Deal To End The War, Reopen Strait Of Hormuz

There once was an agreement so vast
Diplomatic ties built to last
After U.S. strikes in February
It’s a development quite airy
One of the biggest, unsurpassed

GOP Strategist Spots How Trump Is Trying To Distract From ‘Failure’ UFC Event At White House

There once was a woman named Sue,
Who said even MAGA supporters are through,
With how Trump is ringing,
In America’s 250th flinging,
She mentioned, the red, white, and blue.

Trump Hosts White House Cage Fights Amid War And Political Scrutiny

There once was a leader named Trump
In his second term, he caused a big hump
Pushing boundaries galore
To project strength and more
Seventeen months in, he made a thump

Nara Organics Recalls Baby Formula Sold At Target After Multistate Infant Botulism Outbreak

There once was a brand called Nara,
Recalling baby formula, oh la la!
Botulism outbreak,
Causing quite a shake,
From Target stores it was pulled, ta ta!

Trump Names James M. Mcdonald To Lead Powerful New York Federal Prosecutor’s Office

There once was a man named Clayton,
Trump’s choice for the intel operation.
But he was replaced with speed,
A new pick, indeed,
For the job of director’s his vocation.

You Can Ignore AI Giants Like SpaceX, But Your 401(k) Won’t

There once was a man named Musk,
His SpaceX caused quite a ruckus,
Ignore him? No way,
IPOs every day,
In the space race, he’s the one we can trust.

John Fetterman Lashes Out At ‘Degenerate’ Graham Platner: ‘He’s Not Even A Democrat’

There once was a party, they say,
Of pearl clutching in their own way,
Embraced him without a voice,
Fetterman made the choice,
In the end, they all had to obey.

Spencer Pratt Says He’s Not Leaving LA After Election Loss Despite Promise To Do So

There once was a TV star so brash,
Thought she could make a quick dash,
“You think you can get rid of me?
Ha, that’s not how it will be,”
Her return caused quite a big splash.

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