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There once was a game in Korea
With seats that were painfully spare
Ticket prices too high
Left many fans asking why
For the tournament, no one would dare

There once was a critic, so bold,
Who claimed Trump’s mind was quite cold,
“No marbles,” he said,
“Reality’s dead,”
In his thoughts, Trump’s sanity’s sold.

There once was a project so grand,
With issues that got out of hand,
$14 million was spent,
But problems were never bent,
Like renovations in the past, it was unplanned.

There once was a war that did start,
Fans torn between anger and heart,
Protesters were hit,
And bombs were unfit,
In the U.S.-Israeli war, many did depart.

There once was a man named Elon Musk,
Soon to be a trillionaire, oh what a fuss!
Selling shares in his rocket company,
Biggest stock debut, oh so lovely,
His wealth will soon be a massive plus.

There once was a host late at night
Who spotted a detail so right
In a report about health
Of the president’s stealth
His humor brought insight so bright

There once was a rival quite bold,
Asked who said it best, we’ve been told.
In 2016, the race was quite vital,
The president’s foe, quite a recital,
A limerick tale that’s been sold.

There once was a man named Nehls
Who claimed Trump as an infant excels
People found it absurd
Their disbelief stirred
For this tale, there’s no magic spells

There once were some Trump voters, you know,
Who bemoaned prices high and low.
On Jen Psaki’s show,
Their displeasure did grow,
Their support for Trump starting to blow.

There once was a man named John Cornyn
Who warned the president, “Republicans have got leverage,” he opined
As they went on their way
With power in play
Their influence couldn’t be declined.