There once were prosecutors, so keen,
Went to lengths, to secure indictments, unseen,
Against protesters, Broadview Six,
Transcripts reveal, their legal tricks,
In the court, their tactics were mean.
There once was a government shamed,
For using sport to hide its blame,
Protesters were loud,
Accusing the crowd,
Of covering up a killing’s cruel flame.
There once was a critic quite bold,
Who said the Iran war had not sold,
He described with a sneer,
It was a three month smear,
Rep. Tenney’s points left him cold.
There once was a president bold,
Planned a UFC fight, so we’re told,
On the White House lawn,
A monumental dawn,
In the South, the story is now retold.
There once was a film quite contrary,
Claimed “Idiocracy” was a documentary,
With satire and wit,
It showed us the pit,
Of a world quite extraordinary.
On a whale graveyard they found,
Marine life, jellyfish abound,
Tubeworms and brittle stars thriving,
Millions of years they’re surviving,
In the ocean’s depths, life’s profound.
There once was a lady named Alyssa
Who worked for the president, what a mess-a
She said Trump’s profiteering
Could affect the midterms, fearing
Her words caused quite the stress-a
There once was a show host quite funny,
Who likened a scene out of a movie so sunny,
When the president went to a game,
At Madison Square, just the same,
It was a comedy, bright and sunny.
There once was a president who said,
Of a thug, they are making excuses ahead.
“He’s worse than any,
Who’ve run for office, many,”
In limerick form, this tale we now spread.
It appears that stopping a pest,
Was not a waste, fraud, or a test,
Warnock said with a grin,
Stopping parasites isn’t a sin,
The spread has been put to rest.