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There once was a president who said,
Of a thug, they are making excuses ahead.
“He’s worse than any,
Who’ve run for office, many,”
In limerick form, this tale we now spread.

It appears that stopping a pest,
Was not a waste, fraud, or a test,
Warnock said with a grin,
Stopping parasites isn’t a sin,
The spread has been put to rest.

There once was a race for a job,
Between a Democrat, no slob,
And Trump’s chosen one,
The battle’s begun,
In the end, who will be the knob?

There once was a security mistake
That caused quite a massive headache
Passport details were leaked
From the team that was sleek
Messi’s info was a big stake

There once was a man named Soldner,
Who spoke of a pandemic that’s colder,
“It’s not just a story,
But a crisis of glory,”
Said the Education Statistics holder.

There once was a host from MS NOW
Who focused on seven words and how
They were often said by the president
In a way that was quite evident
Her analysis left quite a glow

There once was a host on ESPN
Who told Trump just how to begin
“Get down to the nitty gritty,”
If you want to be witty,
And let the real work soon begin.

There once were some states with a flair
Maine, Nevada, and South Carolina, they’d share
Their primary race
Live results we embrace
In politics, these states are quite rare.

There once was a judge named Marks
Who put an end to cruel and harsh
The method was banned
In the U.S. land
Her ruling came with a hush

There once was a late-night host
Who Trump insulted the most
After the NBA Finals trip
His comeback was a clever quip
Proving he’s a roaster almost