There once was a medallion so grand,
With Trump’s signature there, so grand,
A patriotic treasure,
For moments to measure,
In a case now it silently stands.
There once was a man, Gordon S. Wood,
Whose history books were quite good.
He won a Pulitzer Prize,
But now he has met his demise,
At the age of 92, as he should.
There once was a UFC CEO,
Who invited A-listers to show,
But some planned to skip,
The president’s fight night trip,
Reported by Vanity Fair, you know.
There once was a FIFA boss so grand,
With Trump he made an alliance so bland.
But despite all the hype,
Critics weren’t swayed, no gripe,
As soccer’s big tourney was planned.
There is sucking up and whatever that was,
Said the “Last Week Tonight” host with some sass,
Of Trump’s pick for attorney general,
His act was quite integral,
To the White House, he played the right class.
There once was a MAGA-coded dame,
Who tried to play a sly game,
She winked at the first lady,
In a film that was shady,
Offensive, but Faris took the blame.
There once was a governor from CA,
Who argued with the president one day,
About election fraud,
The debate was quite broad,
But they both stood their ground, come what may.
There once was a man named Trump,
Whose AI dream made a thump,
He trashed Obama’s library,
With insults that were very,
But the truth just seemed to jump.
There once was a chief of White House,
Responded to rumors with grace,
Report claimed she would go,
But she said it ain’t so,
Ready to leave? Not a trace.
In Home Of The Brave, prices soar
“Sticker Shock Summer,” they deplore
Blame tariffs and tax
For the expensive facts
Everyday life now costs much more