There once was a president bold,
His daughter-in-law’s story told.
He has an affinity
For them, quite the affinity,
In their presence, he’s never cold.
There once was a man named Trump,
Attending the NBA Finals, thump thump,
But attacks on the eve,
Caused many to grieve,
Above Penn Station, he felt the bump.
There once was a man who was rude,
Claiming others crooked or a dud,
Welker called out his lies,
Trump’s anger did rise,
In a debate of attitude skewed.
There once was a man named Trump
Said there may be wars if back in the dump
No guarantee of peace
If he were to increase
His power, he might cause a big thump
There once was a shooting in Ohio,
Near a festival that caused quite a show,
With at least a dozen hurt,
It left the town alert,
And the situation filled them with woe.
There once was a president who, in a flurry,
Was criticized for being demented and deranged, oh so blurry
Social media users did shred
Over TV tantrum, they said
His behavior was quite the worry.
There once was a host named Maria,
Who in New York caused quite a hysteria,
Unleashing on Dems with great force,
Over pending laws, she stayed on course,
In her limerick, she showed no hysteria.
There once was a time before Iran,
When consumers were picky with their plan,
They saved their cash,
For the spending to dash,
A choice that they perfectly ran.
There once was a host named Bill,
Who grilled the ex-VP with skill.
About the mob that stormed,
And some even warned,
That calls for his hanging were shrill.
There once was a man named Carville,
Who said, “We’ve got to win, never fail.
If a person has issues,
That’s fine, no tissues,
Let the people see it, set sail.”