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There once was a firm, unviable,
Its value reached one point seven seven,
Trillion dollars was the worth,
For a struggling birth,
A market value so high, undeniable.

There once was a mission in space,
That lasted a decade’s embrace.
The agency said,
The mission is dead,
After years of exploring the place.

There once was a man named Pratt
In the election, he’s trailing fast
Karen Bass is in the lead
But Pratt has the speed
To catch up and win at long last

There once was a fly from the West,
New World screwworm, they did attest.
In Texas it’s found,
USDA is astound,
Agriculture is put to the test.

There once was a Monsignor named Rossetti
Who claimed that demons were acting quite petty
In a video he shared
Said aliens are prepared
To invade, oh what a conspiracy!

There once was a late-night host
Whose reaction was quite the most
To a video posted
By the president’s son, roasted
Unforgettable, a reaction to boast

There once was a resort quite grand,
Led by Kushner’s firm, so it’s planned,
On an Albanian isle,
With a stretch of coastline, worthwhile,
$1.6 billion spent, all well-tanned.

There once was a man named Trump,
With rhetoric harsh and a thump.
His immigration rage,
Caused quite the outrage,
Casting shadows over World Cup’s hump.

There once was a president bold
Whose secrets he couldn’t withhold
In the dead of the night
He let out his plight
His burdens too heavy to hold

There once was a president bold,
Who attacked the CNN anchor, we’re told.
With tweets and with sass,
He gave them a pass,
And left the news world all aglow.