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There once was a Rooster from Ohio,
Who caused quite a political show,
When he sent a snap
Of Shrek’s hidden lap,
Now he’s facing the law, don’t you know.

There once was a screenwriter named Joe,
Penning a remake, don’t you know,
“Anti-woke” is the aim,
For this film, what a game,
Eszterhas brings a controversial show.

There once was a man named Bolton,
Hit with 18 counts, what a jolton,
For keeping secrets he paid,
His classified info displayed,
Now facing the law, the poor soul’s caught on.

There once was a woman named Sarah,
Who wished for a world without drama,
She longed for civility,
For the president’s humility,
In behavior that’s tame, not macabre.

There once were rich folks who withdrew,
From private credit they bid adieu,
Their retreat was quite clear,
After many a year,
Their cash out attempts now ensue.

There once was a CNN data guru
Who spotted Republicans leading askew
Against war powers they voted
To the wrong place they floated
In politics, they’re in a tight stew

There once was an actor so bold
At Tribeca, his story he told
He said with a shout
“You know what I’m talking about”
His Oscar gleaming like gold

There once was a man with a plan
To flaunt his wealth as a man
Design experts did say
His gesture was not okay
Trump’s ego was way out of hand

There once was a host of The Show
Who asked, “How is this real?” in a boast
He sought to uncover
The truth that did hover
In witty limericks he’d boast.

There once was a place called the square,
Where margaritas flowed in the air,
As chaos did reign,
Anchor Hallie Jackson did exclaim,
Watch NBC News Now if you dare.