There once was a clerk from the west,
Whose actions left many distressed.
Governor Polis stepped in,
Granted clemency with a grin,
And now the clerk is finally at rest.
There once was a couple so grand,
Whose love swept across the land,
In 2024 they did spark,
Relationship rumors embarked,
Their fame spread like sand.
There once was a bride full of delight
Who found her wedding to be just right
She called it a night
Of sheer delight
A memory that shone so bright
There once was a man named LaRosa
Who criticized his old boss, oh
For singing a tune
That he found out of tune
About her husband’s debate show
There once was a Bluetooth device,
With a name quite improper and not nice,
Air traffic control heard,
And sent security, undeterred,
To inspect the aircraft in a trice.
There once was a journalist quite bold,
Who accused Bari Weiss of being cold.
“Murdering ’60 Minutes,'” he claimed,
Her reputation now framed,
In headlines, the story was told.
There once was a data guru so wise,
Who saw party numbers rise,
In this midterm campaign,
Their success they proclaimed,
A “historic” win in their eyes.
There once was a coach named Berry,
Who led the Colts to victory quite merry.
He later coached the Patriots with fame,
In Super Bowl XX, he did aim.
In football history, his legacy is not a fairy.
There once was a man named Dave Rubin
Whose answer to Trump’s second term was a sin
Critics clowned him, oh dear
His response, they did jeer
Embarrassing moment, his head did spin
There once was a giant named Anthropic
Whose IPO was truly titanic
Confidentially filed
Wall Street went wild
For AI, it was truly gigantic