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There once was a plan quite bold,
To house Americans, we’re told,
Angered Kenyans cried out,
With much anger and pout,
As the situation did unfold.

The president wants critics to quit “chirping,”
Their voices he’s tired of hearing.
He demands their silence,
To avoid more defiance,
But their words will keep on appearing.

There once was a man named Saikat,
Who challenged a power set,
In a district so strong,
Where the Democrats belong,
His insurgent push causing much bet.

There once was a stat just 9%
Literally, on your hands it could fit
A small portion indeed
For all to take heed
To make sure we all have a good split

There once was a President named Trump,
Who made his opponents jump,
He indicted James Comey,
For using the phrase “I’m sorry”,
Now the ruling has made people grump.

There once was a cop named Hyder
Who punched a woman, oh what a fighter
Charged with assault, he was caught
The video went viral, quite a fraught
Now his future looks dim and much tighter

There once was a president, a champ,
Ignoring a problem, a big clamp.
His revamps were costly,
But the issue he lostly,
Let’s hope he can get out of this cramp.

Of the 22 up for promotion,
Just two non-white in the commotion,
No women on the list,
A diversity twist,
In this sad workplace devotion.

There once was a man with faith
In the info that came his way
He believed in the range
Of the ever-changing exchange
His trust in them did not sway.

There once was a show host so bold,
Explained why the president can’t fold,
On the “Daily Show” stage,
He vented his rage,
In limericks his truth was told.