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There once was a sanction quite bold
On Iran’s Authority it’s told
Any entity or man
Cooperating’s the plan
In the Persian Gulf Strait, they’re in the fold

There once was a committee in town
Booked a pop act that caused quite a frown
On the National Mall
They sang, but oh gall!
Disgraced, they brought the whole thing down.

There once was a late night host bold,
Who mocked Hegseth, or so I am told.
A mistake he had made,
Angry call from Trump, dismayed,
For his jokes, the consequences unfold.

A rare albino buffalo in Bangla
Was sold for a ritual to a stranger
Authorities intervened
Security concerns, they deemed
Saved from the fate of a danger

There once was a Texan named Ken,
Who defeated a senator, then,
The president said,
It’s a sign, he’s ahead,
A prelude to midterms, again.

There once was a host from CNN
Said grand jury misconduct’s a sin
Transcripts should be released
To show the true beast
Of the DOJ’s dealings within.

A judge set a teen assailant free,
Accused of a crime at sea,
Assaulting and killing,
His stepsister chilling,
On a Carnival Cruise spree.

There once was a lodge, oh so grand,
Where victims met the sleazy man.
Now it’s torn down, no trace,
Of his vile disgrace,
In Interlochen, justice will stand.

There once was a first lady so fair
Who wanted her husband to declare
His run in the 2024 race
With a smile on her face
She remained his staunch advocate without a care

There once was a rep named Flood
Faced questions about a fund that’s a dud
The town hall was rough
With citizens rebuff
He left feeling like mud