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Homeland Security’s Mullin did say
Plans to stop processing today
In cities that oppose
Immigration, he knows
May cause quite a political fray.

There once was a tabloid editorial
Claiming the president’s agenda is mercurial
They said there are worries big
As November’s elections dig
A rough patch for the leader material

There once was a prof named John Allen,
Concerned about hail, I’ll tell ya when,
“We’re not building right,
For storms such a fright,
Resilience we lack, it’s a big problem.”

There once was a man named Steele,
Who didn’t mince words, quite real,
The president claimed,
His health was acclaimed,
But Steele’s disbelief he’d reveal.

There once was a journalist named Sharyn
Said, “Sanitizing news isn’t my plan”
So she took a brave stand
Got penalized, wasn’t grand
For reporting the truth, she won’t scan.

There once was a speaker so bold
Who realized they were off course, I’m told
In August one year
Their mistake became clear
And the truth had to finally unfold

There once was a man named Perry,
Whose assistant was rather scary,
She injected him with a dose,
That led to his untimely close,
Now he’s buried in a cemetery.

There once was a man named Dan Greaney,
A “progressive Republican” quite brainy,
He took on Trump with great zeal,
And called out the cowards with appeal,
In a bonkers clip, he seemed quite grainy.

There once was an anchor named Bash,
Who fired back with a cheeky quip flash.
She had wit and she had sass,
In her job as news broadcast class,
Dana’s humor was never just a dash.

There once was a voter named Paul,
Whose opinions did greatly appall,
He said with a sigh,
“And this is not voters overall, let me remind you.”
But his views just made everyone brawl.