There once was a company from Nippon,
Whose workers faced danger head-on.
First-responders came fast,
But sadly, fatalities were amassed,
A tragic event that’s now gone.
There once were some lawyers quite bold,
Who claimed a top-down plan they’d been told,
To indict Trump’s foes,
In a retribution pose,
Their nonprofit’s story they sold.
There once was a co-host quite bold,
With famous contacts to behold,
Thought a politician his pal,
But friendship did quickly fall,
Now just a funny story retold.
There once was a president who
Named an agency old and askew
It couldn’t end the war
But history we can’t ignore
His choice left the people in a stew
There once was a host named Joe
Who warned of what Iran would sow
If the U.S. chose to attack
Their actions he didn’t backtrack
Major combat could bring woe
There once was a proposal so bold,
To restrict school bathroom and sports hold,
Based on birth certificate’s line,
Voters were asked to opine,
But the idea was ultimately sold.
There once was a woman quite stern,
Fired for a post, it did burn,
On Facebook she’d claim,
The conservative’s name,
Her job she could never return.
A phone that is all the rage
“It’s certainly not made in the USA,”
CNET managing editor did convey
Made in China, where it lay
Global market is its stage.
There once was a man named Hassett
Who claimed consumers were a safe bet
They’re spending more money
On items so funny
Proof, he said, they have no regret.
There once was a president named Reed
Who to Walter Reed had to proceed
For his third visit, it’s true
In 13 months, quite a few
His health concerns the people did impede