There once was a man who said, “It’s horrible,”
He found himself in a situation unbearable,
He tried to escape,
But instead fell on his nape,
And ended up feeling quite deplorable.
There once was a president so mean,
A strategist said, “His life will careen,”
“He’ll leave and be glum,
His days will be glum,”
In misery, his face will be seen.
There once were detainees in ICE,
Whose suicides came at a high price.
Experts say, the care fails,
Oversight off the rails,
A tragic tale, not once, but twice.
There once was a judge in a chair
Accused of a scandal unfair
He had an affair
And in chambers, did share
His passion with staff who were there.
There once was a panelist tired,
With a 3-month-old she acquired,
On “The View” she confessed,
Her exhaustion, she expressed,
As motherhood left her inspired.
There once were two astronauts so great,
NASA aimed for a moon landing date.
In 2028, they’ll touch down,
On lunar soil, safe and sound,
Their mission, history will create.
There once was a company from Nippon,
Whose workers faced danger head-on.
First-responders came fast,
But sadly, fatalities were amassed,
A tragic event that’s now gone.
There once were some lawyers quite bold,
Who claimed a top-down plan they’d been told,
To indict Trump’s foes,
In a retribution pose,
Their nonprofit’s story they sold.
There once was a co-host quite bold,
With famous contacts to behold,
Thought a politician his pal,
But friendship did quickly fall,
Now just a funny story retold.
There once was a president who
Named an agency old and askew
It couldn’t end the war
But history we can’t ignore
His choice left the people in a stew