There once was a shot near the White House,
Cops came in response, quiet as a mouse,
Investigating the sound,
No suspects were found,
Just a scare, quiet as a louse.
There once was a tank in distress,
In California, causing much stress,
Evacuations were ordered,
For safety, they were recorded,
Now efforts, the tank to address.
There once was a fellow named Hunter
Whose family got news that did stun her
A medical report
On a Saturday, short
They hoped for good news, not a blunder
There once was a Dem from CA,
Who sent condolences away,
To the intel chief’s spouse,
With a heart full of vows,
For their battle with cancer each day.
There once was a man from PA
Whose fiancée works at CNN each day
When Trump’s asked her a Q
He had something to say too
Rep. Fitzpatrick had much to convey
There once was a scientist who said
Her state only protects those well-fed
First Amendment rights
For those in the limelight
Leaving others in silence, in dread
There once was a heckler quite cocky
Got told by the President to go home to Mommy!
The audience gasped in shock
As the heckler got quite a knock
A limerick now tells this whole jockey
The Trump admin has made a decree,
To erase all the news that we see.
No records of crimes,
Just rewriting the times,
Jan. 6 has now disappeared, fancy free.
There once was a man Trump by name,
Whose midterm message became a big game.
Focus on the economy,
The key to victory,
In his limerick, his message became fame.
There once was a senator named Rubio
Off to India he did go
Seeking to stabilize
Relations that did surprise
After tariffs caused quite a blow