There once were two teens in San Diego,
Who at a mosque caused quite a debacle.
Court records now show,
Their motives, we know,
As details of their crime started to show.
The talks reportedly centered on Iran,
With a document of 14 points on their plan.
They bargained and debated,
But a deal was not fated,
As tensions between them began to span.
There once was a man named Chris Hayes
Who chronicled Senate Republicans’ dismay
Over Trump’s slush fund scheme
Their frustration extreme
In trying to make Trump change his ways.
A man named Abrego Garcia
Trump officials want out, it’s their idea
They plan to deport
To Liberia, his port
In a third country, he’s to stay
There once was a user so bold,
Who claimed they could have taken more gold.
Their defense was quite weak,
As they tried to speak,
But their arrogance was quickly told.
There once was a man named Busch
Lying on the bathroom floor, oh what a rush
The caller said he’s awake
Oh, for goodness’ sake
At the Cabarrus County Sheriff’s Office, they hush
There once were some senators GOP
Who thought MAGA leader should know
His Anti-Weaponization Fund
Was something they couldn’t stand
Their pushback on Iran did show
There once was some footage from Pentagon
Of objects shape-shifting to anon
They traveled in water
And multiplied fodder
Unidentified, mystery lives on
There once was a man named Trump 1.0,
With guardrails to limit his show,
Michael Fanone did say,
Presidency had some sway,
But guardrails did keep it in tow.
There once was a shipyard so grand,
On Staten Island, things got out of hand.
A blast caused some harm,
Fire officials sound the alarm,
Injuries suffered on the land.