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There once was a deputy chief,
Whose self-esteem caused him grief,
Tied to the president’s name,
And his TV fame,
His confidence was beyond belief.

There once was a man named Fitzpatrick,
Whose fiancée had news quite dramatic,
He told the president grim,
About a fund that’s not so trim,
Oh, the scandal, how problematic!

There once was a man in dismay
ICE arrested him one day
His lawyers did claim
It was all just a game
Their contempt for the law on display

There once was a doc that did shine,
Made $7 mil, a good sign.
But the cost was quite high,
$75 mil, oh my!
Still, it’s a film quite divine.

There once was a farmer named Mike,
In Kansas, where the sun was so bright,
“If we don’t get the rain,
It’ll be hard to sustain,”
He sighed, feeling worry and strife.

There once was a man named Castro
Charged with downing planes, oh no!
In ’96, the crime took place
Miami exiles in the chase
Federal prosecutors now in the know

There once was a ChatGPT maker
Valued at $852 billion, a money taker
Elon Musk tried to challenge its fate
But the court ruled to wait
Now the company’s growth is a heartbreaker

There once was a congressman, you see
Who angered Trump, causing a spree
Seven terms he did serve
But he didn’t preserve
His seat, now it’s gone, oh the irony

There once was a host from MS NOW,
Who criticized the president’s vow,
His role as commander,
Got quite the slander,
In limericks, they both had a row.

There once was a man named Jeff Bezos,
Who said his money wouldn’t help woes,
He’s the Amazon founder,
In the interview, he pondered,
But more wealth he still bestows.