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There once was an icon revealed,
Where he sang with the Beatles, unsealed,
Jimmy Fallon inquired,
As the mystery transpired,
Questions and answers were concealed.

There once was an MVP named Manning,
Whose retirement left fans all complaining.
He didn’t explain why,
Just waved a goodbye,
Leaving his legacy remaining.

There once was a leader so keen,
In Greenland, the kids were afraid, it seems,
Of Americans, they cowered,
As the prime minister glowered,
For fear had invaded their dreams.

There once was an Amazon founder,
Who criticized the mayor with a flounder,
For his way of promoting the plan,
Causing quite a stir in the land,
Their feud was something to ponder.

A judge ruled that it was not sound,
For Rinderknecht’s defense to expound,
On fire department’s alleged mistake,
In the Palisades fire, for goodness’ sake,
Their negligence evidence was not to be found.

There once was a man named Johnson,
Pardoned by Trump for his actions,
But then came the day,
He was sentenced away,
For the Capitol attack’s infractions.

There once was a band called Greta Van Fleet
Whose name was inspired by a feat
They dropped the N
And history began
Now their music is hard to beat

There once was a witness who saw
Gocaj, in the hole, start to sprawl
She kept screaming in vain
“I’m dying,” in pain
A tragic and harrowing squall

There once was a president flexing
Critics said things were “not going well”
His typical addition
Got some harsh criticism
For his actions, there was no blessing

There once was a man named Larry,
Whose rights were vindicated, so merry.
He said with elation,
In a proud declaration,
“My First Amendment rights, no need to tarry!”