There once was a child who did hear,
Gunshots outside, causing fear,
In a complex so grand,
With an Islamic day school at hand,
The memory of it drew a tear.
There once was a live Showtime special,
No commercials, just news quite rightful.
But the results did change,
Outcomes rearrange,
Planned differently, quite eventful.
There once was a minister named Ziobro
Poland seeks to prosecute, oh no!
Architect of changes profound
EU’s rule of law he did confound
Now justice must run its show.
There once was a host named Kimmel,
Who explained the meaning to his brimful,
With charm and with wit,
He made quite a hit,
His knowledge left others feeling nimble.
There once was a rail strike so grand,
But negotiators took a firm stand.
They reached a deal,
And the workers could feel,
Relief as the trains began to expand.
There once was a blaze in the hills,
Above Simi Valley, it chills.
Thirty miles to the west,
Investigation’s the best,
To uncover the cause of the thrills.
There once was a host of a show
Who roasted the president’s strange flow
He turned it to lessons
For grads, gave suggestions
On Xi Jinping’s actions, they know.
There once was a man who said
He’s the best thing for America’s head
But now feeling sad
And betrayed, feeling bad
His promises seemed to have misled
There once was a Trump supporter from CNN
Who drew a strict line now and then
He cheered for the man
With a big orange tan
But his bias was clear to all men
There once was a host from CBS
Who bid farewell after two decades, no less
With a smile and a tear
He made it clear
His time on the show was a success