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There once was a host named Kimmel,
Who explained the meaning to his brimful,
With charm and with wit,
He made quite a hit,
His knowledge left others feeling nimble.

There once was a rail strike so grand,
But negotiators took a firm stand.
They reached a deal,
And the workers could feel,
Relief as the trains began to expand.

There once was a blaze in the hills,
Above Simi Valley, it chills.
Thirty miles to the west,
Investigation’s the best,
To uncover the cause of the thrills.

There once was a host of a show
Who roasted the president’s strange flow
He turned it to lessons
For grads, gave suggestions
On Xi Jinping’s actions, they know.

There once was a man who said
He’s the best thing for America’s head
But now feeling sad
And betrayed, feeling bad
His promises seemed to have misled

There once was a Trump supporter from CNN
Who drew a strict line now and then
He cheered for the man
With a big orange tan
But his bias was clear to all men

There once was a host from CBS
Who bid farewell after two decades, no less
With a smile and a tear
He made it clear
His time on the show was a success

There once was a cop named Mark Fuhrman,
Convicted for lying, such a charmin’,
At the OJ trial,
His deceit was vile,
Now he’s passed on, with no alarmin’.

There once was a Fox News host so sly,
Who whispered to his friend on the sly,
“What weaponization?”
In a quiet conversation,
They discussed the truth with a sigh.

There once was a veep who was wise,
Used jujitsu in his guise,
With fighting words clipped,
Narrative flipped,
Accusations caused quite the surprise.