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There once was a lass known as Trump,
Who wanted to enter the political jump.
With a hint and a nudge,
She hoped to not fudge,
And make her own mark with a thump.

There once was a podcaster with flair
Who shared thoughts on Palantir with care
Their manifesto for the nation
Caused quite a sensation
In the tech world, they were quite rare

There once was a girl named Lillian,
In writing, she thought herself brilliant,
She declared with a frown,
“I don’t need help from Google, I’ll write on my own!”
But her skills still needed a bit of fillin’.

There once was an owl in a truck
Got stuck in a mixer, oh what bad luck
But now he’s on the mend
Flying free, on the mend
Perhaps a bit wiser, this plucky duck

U.S. Attorney Jeanine Pirro did draw
A stern warning for those who break law
“You will face full wrath,
For crimes on your path,”
In the capital, justice they’ll gnaw

There once was a President named Trump,
Whose White House tried to jump on the rump,
They appropriated pop culture,
In a desperate attempt to nurture,
But coolness remained out of their clump.

There once was a map from Tennessee,
Carving up a district, you see,
Republicans in charge,
Created a large,
Division that’s unjust and not free.

There once was a great admirer named Fred,
Of America, he often said.
But his admiration ceased,
His feelings decreased,
Now he’s left scratching his head.

There once was an AI demand,
Toxic metals were dumped in the land,
Plants needed to relax,
Their rules on toxins stacks,
Lee Zeldin’s argument was unplanned.

There once was a man named Peters,
Denying the election, he was repeaters,
Nine years in prison he’d do,
For tampering with votes, it’s true,
Now he’s regretting his cheaters.