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There once was a man named Duffy,
Whose journey made Americans huffy,
Buttigieg explained,
Why they were so pained,
As Duffy’s trip made them feel scruffy.

There once were four crew members who flew,
Ejected safely, as told by the crew,
They landed on the ground,
With a safe, solid sound,
Lucky to have made it through.

The Trump administration did decide
To check voter rolls far and wide
Sixty-seven million names
It’s a national database game
Searching for those who have lied.

There once was a Rep. from Va. named Don,
Whose financial disclosure form shone,
It disproved a claim,
From Trump’s son, who aimed,
To deceive, but the truth was shown.

There once was a president who
Thought news he disliked was like glue
To treason, but that’s not the case
Said the reporter with grace
In confusion, the president grew

There once was a president named Trump,
Who on Air Force One did jump,
He ranted and raved,
At the reporter he craved,
In his anger, he looked like a grump.

There once was a honeybee swarm,
Not aggressive, they mean no harm,
But they certainly create a buzz,
As they gather and simply buzz,
Nature’s beauty in swarm form.

There once was a rail line of fame,
Whose workers went on strike, what a shame,
Five unions took part,
And the trains had to depart,
Long Island commuters were to blame.

There once was a man who was dead,
Carville proposed a burial instead,
With a nice funeral plea,
For this man who ceased to be,
Laid to rest in his final bed.

There once was a French singer so bold
In a trial, her story was told
For shooting her man
In a scheme and a plan
The outcome of justice, we’re told.