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There once was a man from Ohio,
Suing his ex-wife, don’t you know,
She accused him of harm,
To his reputation’s charm,
Now in court, he wants her to go.

A MAGA congressman claimed with no shame,
“Those are, those are your words. Not mine,” he exclaimed.
In the face of the facts,
He just stuck to his act,
But the truth will not bend to his game.

There once was a man named Glossip
Awaiting a retrial, oh what a risk
For a 1997 killing
That had him near chilling
Three times on the brink of the abyss

There once was a congresswoman bold,
Whose words were scathing and cold.
When a MAGA influencer spoke,
Calling her “worse than a dog” as a joke,
She let her sharp criticism unfold.

There once was a host named Jon,
Who praised his buddy, a ton,
Mocking Bari Weiss,
And her news division, without cease,
On late night TV, all in fun.

There once was a Secretary so sly,
Who had to sell ideas with a bad AI,
On social media it was noted,
The commercials were wrongly coded,
But the President’s plans still did fly.

There once was a host with a doubt,
That Trump would just walk away, no clout,
On “The Daily Show” he’d attest,
The effort from Trump was a test,
For the presidency, Trump’s not about.

There once was a man named Patel,
Whose snorkeling trip didn’t end well,
The FBI didn’t disclose,
His Hawaiian repose,
Two days he did dwell, what a trail!

There once was a host filled with flair
But critics dismissed without a care
Segment on privacy concerns abroad
Switched to fears of surveillance, oh lord
In the States, it’s a worry we all share

There once was a case of great fame,
Weinstein did not take the blame.
The jury heard all,
For weeks they did stall,
But his words were never the same.