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A legend in music decried
The divide that Trump has supplied
The political fights
Keep him up many nights
A rift that cannot be denied.

Going to movies is no longer the same,
Just a couple of times I’ll play the game.
Concession stand snacks, I’ll abstain,
No more will I let them drain,
My wallet, it’s no longer the same.

There once was a man named Trump, you see,
Who posted a map that was funny.
Filled with the U.S. flag,
On South America it did sag,
A mistake that caused quite a spree.

There once was a man named Jake Rosmarin
In a medical facility he’s been
Hunkered down for six weeks
Trying not to let out any squeaks
Hantavirus fears make his head spin

There once was a man named Chris Hayes
Who spoke of a project in a daze
He said it’s so unique
He can’t even speak
$10 billion is the craze

There’s footage from Trump’s campaign out,
On social media it’s about,
In 2024 he’ll run,
For the race he’ll have fun,
But will he win, there’s some doubt.

There once was a VP so bright
Who joked about a White House so quiet
Before addressing the boast
Of Trump’s political post
In limericks, he took all the spotlight.

There once was a Late Show host quite astute,
Who found flaws in the logic to refute,
With humor and banter,
He’d make his point grander,
And his viewers would eagerly salute.

There once was a statement so sly,
Said anchor Erin Burnett, oh my!
It stood all alone,
Just a statement in tone,
A message that caught the eye.

There once was a man named Gorka,
Who said Trump in China faced no shocka,
He dismissed the idea,
That Trump could be in fear,
But some thought his view was a crocka.