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There once was a map from Tennessee,
Carving up a district, you see,
Republicans in charge,
Created a large,
Division that’s unjust and not free.

There once was a great admirer named Fred,
Of America, he often said.
But his admiration ceased,
His feelings decreased,
Now he’s left scratching his head.

There once was an AI demand,
Toxic metals were dumped in the land,
Plants needed to relax,
Their rules on toxins stacks,
Lee Zeldin’s argument was unplanned.

There once was a man named Peters,
Denying the election, he was repeaters,
Nine years in prison he’d do,
For tampering with votes, it’s true,
Now he’s regretting his cheaters.

There once was a data analyst named Vance
Who made a whooshing sound to enhance
The fact that the MAGA
Leader was under agua
In a network, he had no chance.

There once was a man named Jost,
Who’s idea was deemed too off-post,
Hegseth then brought it to light,
Just two weeks later one night,
“SNL” missed the boat by a host.

There once were two hosts of Late Show,
Reprised a classic bit, they did go,
But before it could end,
A F-bomb did descend,
Leaving viewers in shock, oh no!

The President said with dismay,
U.S. military could quickly display,
It could destroy Iran’s
Infrastructure with plans,
In just two days, so they say.

There once was a man named Sean Hannity,
Who lapped up the president’s explanation with glee.
On Fox News he would rave,
Praising Trump, bold and brave,
But many found his views just too zany.

There once was a Fox News personality,
Who smiled at the president’s brutality.
His insults didn’t faze,
She basked in the praise,
Unfazed by his lack of neutrality.