There once was a host from MS NOW
Who called out the president’s authoritarian vow
His obsession was clear
Taking him far from near
Leaving the crisis in disarray somehow
There once was a woman named Jessica,
Who called out Trump’s words as erratic,
She shared inflammatory quotes,
To prove her colleagues’ notes,
In limericks, her points were emphatic.
There once was a king, so they say
Who teased the president one day
About Britain’s small try
At real estate to buy
In Washington, then they went away
There once was a host named “Last Word”
Who thought the king’s speech quite absurd
He said it was humiliating
For Trump, who was contemplating
All the moments that looked quite disturbed
There once was a data guru so bright,
Who claimed his analysis was a true delight.
He compared the president’s reign,
To his predecessor with no restrain,
His insights were a real sight.
There once was a man named Trump,
Who freaked out over the word “TACO”,
Now a new acronym is in play,
And it’s safe to say,
The president won’t be jumping with glee.
There once was a judge named Napolitano
Who talked of Comey’s indictment, you know
On Newsmax he appeared
And the news was quite weird
A limerick about him, I’ll bestow
There once was a man named Comey,
Trump’s adversary, a foe so balmy,
Indicted twice in a row,
From his FBI time long ago,
In legal trouble, feeling qualmy.
There once was a woman named Blanche,
Who believed seashells weren’t just by chance,
She said with some sass,
“It’s more than just glass,
To think otherwise would be in a trance.”
There once was a city by the bay,
In a legal dispute they did sway.
With their neighbor they’d fight,
O’er the airport’s name, quite a plight,
But settled it in a fair way.