There once was a pharma named Purdue
Ordered to pay a fine that was not so few
$225 million they must shell out
For selling OxyContin, no doubt
In a criminal case, their actions they will rue
There once was a judge named Cooper,
Who wanted the truth to uncover,
He questioned with zest,
Why the center was stressed,
And if research backed the closure smother.
There once was a president who
Made a joke that left the host stunned, it’s true,
After recent events,
It caused quite a commotion,
Late-night banter took on a new view.
There once was a man named Cheung,
Who lashed out and called one a “loser,”
His words were harsh, no one could defuse her,
But in the end, it was all just a ruse,
For Cheung, the name-caller, was the true loser.
The former Speaker decried the GOP,
Said, “We need to get better, you see.”
In one key area,
We must greatly sway,
Or our party will soon cease to be.
There once was a Secretary quite wary,
Afraid of a little dog, oh so scary,
Taunted by a puppet,
Top Trump ally’s upset,
Mocked by “Daily Show,” quite contrary.
There once was a man named James Comey
Who faced legal action, oh what dismay
Ty Cobb was outraged
Said it’s all a charade
A move just to intimidate, he’d say
There once was a man named Trump,
Whose supporters began to jump.
Even MAGA fans said,
Enough with this dread,
And in the end, they gave him the dump.
There once was a president bold,
Who met with a monarch so old.
Private Eye did suppose,
In an exchange that arose,
With secrets and stories untold.
There once were some pundits who said,
“This election’s outcome will spread.”
In an op-ed they penned,
On The Wall Street Journal, they’d end,
Their words with a touch of dread.