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There once was a White House so bold,
Undercutting calls that were told,
They took a swipe,
At Rosa DeLauro’s hype,
Turning the story to gold.

There once was a press secretary,
Whose comments were often quite scary.
Critics noticed the flaw,
In what she stood for,
And called her out on it quite wary.

A Democratic lawmaker so bold,
Vowed to resist with courage untold,
This attempt to stick
With a $400 million tick,
On the public, a burden so cold.

The House speaker hoped voters see,
In the 2026 midterms, so key,
Remember one thing,
And their voices bring,
To shape the nation that will be.

There once was a leader named Lise,
Who had an idea quite wise,
She said to the crowd,
Nobel Prizes allowed,
For football awards they’d be the right size.

There once was a White House so grand,
Where trolling was part of the plan.
The president, with glee,
Amplified it with glee,
In a way that many couldn’t stand.

There once was a late-night host,
Whom the president and first lady did roast,
For a joke that was crude,
ABC was pursued,
To fire him was their fervent boast.

There once was a “Daily Show” host
Who scolded a Trump insider, almost
He was not very bright
In that very moment of spite
And the host did not bother to boast

There once was a group called FIFA,
Urgently addressing human rights for all, they plea,
For athletes, fans, and workers in the game,
Human Rights Watch says they’re to blame,
Act quickly before it’s too late, you see.

There once was a court ruling in Wyoming
Affecting abortion laws, oh what a to-do
The state’s Supreme Court had said no
To bans on abortion pill and procedure, so
The legal status now gets a review