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There once was a man from Tennessee
Whose event was a catastrophe
It didn’t go as planned
The crowd didn’t understand
The congressman felt quite sorry

There once was a king who stayed mute,
Rep. Khanna said it was a brute,
His silence a moral fail,
An affront to prevail,
Elite impunity was on the pursuit.

There once was a report in the news,
Bongino said he knew its true views.
He admitted with glee,
“I made it up,” you see,
His claim caused a media fuse.

There once was a commentary so fair,
On how perceptions are shaped by software.
Algorithms and tech,
In a constant hectic wreck,
Controlling what we believe with great care.

There once was a mayor so wise,
His response brought tears to their eyes.
Social media’s praise,
For his thoughtful displays,
Made him a hero in their eyes.

There once was a host named Joe,
Who summed up the scandal just so,
With just two short words,
The news was absurd,
On “Morning Joe” he stole the show.

There once was a man from the board,
Who kept secrets tightly stored,
About Kimmel’s late-night show,
He refused to let info flow,
Leaving viewers very floored.

There once was a Congress member bold
Who called out Trump and Graham, we’re told
A survey made clear
Their actions, severe
Now their secrets are all unrolled

There once was a president, they say
Whose hateful words came into play
In a montage so bold
By Mehdi Hasan told
His rhetoric on full display

There once was a host named Lemon,
Who on his show went on a tirade,
He ranted with fiery zeal,
Decrying false equivalence real,
His passion could not be swayed.