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There was chaos at the dinner
Thuds heard, causing quite a stir
Something had gone wrong
At 8:35, not long
Mystery at the White House, winner

There once was an agent so brave,
Shot at the White House, his life to save,
Questions arise about protection,
In times of political infection,
Will safety for leaders be wave?

There once was a man named Dan Scavino
Whose chant was shushed by guests at a dinner show
His words lost their power
As the guests did devour
Their meal in peace, now his chant laid low.

There once was a woman named Bash,
Whose question caused quite a backlash.
She asked Raskin to think twice,
About Trump’s actions unwise,
But social media users were brash.

There once were some critics who clowned,
At a comedian’s comment renowned.
On social media they fussed,
But the joke was a must,
Their confusion was much to be found.

There once was a suspect in town,
In custody, being evaluated as shown,
At a hospital nearby,
Law enforcement sources comply,
Investigating before the truth is known.

There once was a president bold,
At the press conference, he was told,
“Unexpected it was,”
And he paused, just because,
A surprise story to be told.

There once was a student from school
Accused of a crime oh so cruel
His roommate and lover
Did vanish to discover
Their fate, a mystery to fuel

There once was a president named Trump,
Who lashed out at supporters with a thump,
Opposition to his Iran war,
Made him angry, that’s for sure,
In politics, he’s stuck in a slump.

There once was a MAGA Christian named Jay,
Whose beliefs caused quite a disarray.
Liberal commentator Mockler,
Called him average and no hawker,
In debates, they’d both have their say.