There once was a woman named Jeanne
Who clashed with a Trump official’s mean
She criticized the rhetoric
And its northern neighbor’s ethic
Their relationship suffered, so keen
There once was a wrestler in Ellerbe
From “Princess Bride” he came to be
Now the town pays respect
To their largest object
In North Carolina, you must see.
There once was a conservative, you see,
Who joined Dems in a war powers decree.
Against his own party,
He stood strong and hearty,
A true shock, to the whole GOP.
A pollster found numbers that went ‘gainst
The president, quite an unusual glance
With stats that were rare
He raised quite a scare
In the numbers, he saw a cruel dance
There’s a warning from the secretary
To every patriotic American, see
It should bother you so
About what you should know
To protect our land, act with clarity
There once was a suggestion quite silly
To replace Iran with Italy
At the World Cup this year
But the fans, they did sneer
For Azzurri supporters, it was all too silly.
There once were some GOP men,
Voicing concerns again and again,
About a deal Trump might make,
Their fears did not shake,
As they argued and planned till day’s end.
There once were six candidates quite bold,
For California’s governor they vied to hold.
In a chaotic race they did jostle and spar,
No clear leader emerged from afar,
The outcome of the election is still untold.
There once was a lawmaker from York,
Who fired back at Republicans who did talk,
About redistricting war,
That they did deplore,
In a limerick he made his mark.
There once was a fellow dismayed
His frustrations he openly displayed
Every day he would vent
His anger was fervent
Until finally his mood he remade